THE REAL AL GORE:
The Truth Behind Global Warming

Attention all rational, clear thinking Americans: Al Gore is back, and he is crazier than ever. In the week following the snowiest winter in Northeast Ohio history, Al Gore is launching a relentless advertising campaign, in an effort to help revive public support for his failed attempt to convert the world to his irrational, pseudo science fiction fable of man made global warming. XEKE.com has written for years of the lies, hype, hypocricy, and hysteria surrounded by the fallacy of man made global warming. XEKE.com has used facts, commentary, and common sense to disprove the flat out, bold faced lies surrounding Al Gore, the Nobel Prize, an Inconvenient Truth, and the rest of the distorted world of man made global warming.

In the coming days, weeks, and months, you will be inindated with an onslaught of cleverly marketed commercials with some people that you have trusted for years (Rev. Pat Robertson), as well as with people that you have known for years that you can never trust (Rev. Al Sharpton), all attempting to persuade you to ignore true scienctific evidence and facts, in hopes that you will support their misguided views on man made global warming. The same advertising firm that gave us the Caveman and Gecco car insurance commercials (GEICO), have been hired by Al Gore to help doop the country into believeing in his phony religion of man made global warming.

Man made global warming was Al Gore's last ditch effort to become known for anytyhing else in this world other than the guy who lost to Bush in 2000.

Make no mistake about it- man made global warming is a flat out lie. Al Gore knows it is a lie. Al Gore does not care that it is a lie, because he has made millions of dollars, as well as an Ocsar and the Nobel Prize, based on his web of lies and deceipt. If you watch Al Gore speak of the timeline surrounding his clear defeat to the hands of President Bush, it will all become crystal clear as to how and why he became the poster boy for man made global warming. In the months following his loss to President Bush in the elections in 2000, Al Gore grew a beard, gained a ton of weight, and his actions concerned his closest friends and family. Al Gore appeared to be a changed man, and he was. He was no longer the boring, monotone priviledged son of a Senator, who was defeated by President Bush. Sure, he still whined about the election being "stolen" and/or handed over to Bush by the Supreme Court. Sure, he was still completely out of touch with reality. But now, he added a dimension of craziness and lies, to his storied past of wealth, power, and priviledge. Gore no longer wanted to be remembered as the guy who was defeated by the American public. Gore no longer wanted to be the guy who lost to President Bush, yet waited weeks to finally realize and admit defeat. Gore wanted to completely and totally change the person he had been for his entire life, for over 50 years.

Al Gore grew a beard, gained a ton of weight (been there, done that), and embarked on a decade long journey of revenge against the American populus(have not and will never do that). Gore was so angry at America, and so angry at President Bush, that he decided he would do whatever it takes to destroy America- the same America that did not support his lock box system for social security. Gore spent the next decade meeting with psuedo scientists on the extreme left fringes of the political/scientific community, to discover a way to destory America for not supporting him in 2000. What did Gore choose to be his weapon of choice to destory America? Gore chose a flawed science fiction theory known as man made global warming.

Man made global warming was Al Gore's last ditch effort to become known for anytyhing else in this world other than the guy who lost to Bush in 2000. Why did Al Gore choose the pseudo science fiction fallacy of man-made global warming to be his new religion- his new direction in life? Simple, it would not only destory America, but it would destroy the entire free world. Man-made global warming would not destroy the world, but the legistilation, actions, taxes, hype, hysteria, and lies would destroy the very planet that he claimed to be saving. Al Gore was a horrible Vice President, a horrible Senator, and a horrible politician, but he was nonetheless, a very manipulatively intelligent man. He knew how to spin the truth, he knew how to lie to a large group of individuals (he is Liberal, and that is what Liberals do). Al Gore found his saving grace. He would no longer be the bumpling fool who lost his own home state in the general election to President Bush- he would now be the poster boy for man made global warming, and he knew that he had plenty of time to advance his agenda.

Gore spent a decade searching out any scientist that he could find on the left fringes of rational thought, to help suport/develop his plan to package, market and sell the flawed pseudoscientific theory of man made global warming. Gore knew he needed a few pieces to the puzzle, in order to sell this misguided theory to the media, the Democrat Party, and the rest of the world. First, he needed to brand the slogan "global warming." Al Gore was VP for eight years and he seldom, if ever, spoke about global warming. He was arguably the second most important politician in the world, yet he did not use his power and position to advance his global warming agenda. Why not? The answer is simple- he had not created the hype and hysteria yet. That did not come until after his embrassing defeat to Dubya in 2000. Now, anytime you think of global warming, you think of Al Gore, and vice versa. Next, he needed the media support. This was not a problem. As we all know, the media is anything but neutral, and they are blindly liberal. An Inconvenient Truth was given an Oscar and he won a Nobel Prize. The Nobel Prize represents one of, if not THE most Liberal, anti-American organizations in the world. Hollywood has more Liberals than an anti-Christian gay pride parade in San Fransisco. Al Gore had completed his first two phases: Phase One- reinvent himself as the poster boy for the fallacy of man made global warming, Phase Two: assured blind support by a vehemently anti-American Liberal media (Nobel and Hollywood).

The third phase is possibly the most important phase in the entire packaging, marketing, and selling of man made global warming. Phase three is simple. Phase three is the easiest political maneuver in all of politics. Phase three is simply discredit any and everything that your opposition says. Listen to Al Gore's own words. He says that people who do not believe in man made global warming still believe that the earth is flat and that the moon landing was staged at a studio in Arizona. Al Gore contiues to minimize the millions and millions of Americans who do not believe in the lies surrounding man made global warming. Al Gore, and his minions, continue to use these exact tactics whenever they are questioned. It is bad enough that for the most part, if you are in the scientific community (academia, professional, etc.) and you dare state that man made global warming is a flat out lie, and that factual evidence does not exist to support the flawed theory of man made global warming, then your career is threatened by Al Gore supporters. Now, even the average Joe American who has done an ounce of research, uses common sense, and understands completely that man made global warming does not exist, will be continusously labeled as some dufus who is too stupid to understand the complex science (all lies) that "support" global warming, or you will be compared to those who still believe the world is flat and that we never did land on the moon.

So there you have it. You have just read the complete story and history of Al Gore and his religion of pseudo science known as man made global warming. Make no mistake about it, Al Gore wants to destroy America, and destroy the world, with his lies of global warming. Gore wants to exact revenge on America for not electing him in 2000. Gore still tosses and turns at night, filled with rage and anger towards President Bush, America, and the rest of the world. Now, in the coming days, weeks, and months, we will all be forced to view his commercials advancing his lies. We will see countless hours of commmercials using our political allies and enemies to attempt to revive Al Gore's failed attempt to convince America that man made global warming is not a hoax, a lie, and a complete distortion of facts.


zm

3/31/2008



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